POTUS has instructed the State Department to implement a new plan of action abroad titled, “The Rutherford B. Hayes USA Destiny Movement.” This sweeping new foreign policy is inspired by the arbitration that led to a province of Paraguay being named after the distinguished former POTUS. In short The State will volunteer to arbiter any land disputes between foreign nations.
The trials will be held openly and aired internationally as a reality show developed in part of a joint broadcasting deal with Sky News, CBS Universal, and the United States Government. All participating nations will receive 5% of advertising revenues, a one of a kind treaty signed by POTUS, and a new territory named Barackobania.
Never before have the people of the world been given such an exciting opportunity to witness history created by humanity’s divine powerbrokers. Studies have shown that participating nations can expect a 10-22 % increase in tourism to any region highlighted by American/Sky/CBS arbitration.
(Source: blogs.state.gov)
