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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:37:35 -0500

claytoncubitt: DOMO ARIGATO MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE BEST,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:17:16 -0500

claytoncubitt:

DOMO ARIGATO MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE BEST, HO!

Jesus, Bounce is still wild as fuck

scienceing: An exotic creature from an alien world.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:10:03 -0500

scienceing:

An exotic creature from an alien world.

jonnynegron: Peril

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:29:39 -0500

jonnynegron:

Peril

erikadprice: before-sunrise-press: When three intoxicated...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:10:43 -0500

erikadprice:

before-sunrise-press:

When three intoxicated teenage girls face DUI charges, at what lengths will they go to escape conviction?

Erika D. Price’s Then One Year is set to be released May 20 for all eBook formats.

Awww shyyyt, here’s the Amazon link.

Look at that fucking cover, you guys! Joel Amat Guell’s stuff is always killer.

cuntamination: Hardcore extreme close-up

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:02:30 -0500

cuntamination:

Hardcore extreme close-up

Attention

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:04:12 -0500

ernestfartingway:

fartsinlove:

When a corporation has been slowly deflating and can see the ground closely it will begin to look at unconventional methods of regaining past glory. Product lines may be eliminated, campus locations may be shifted, and old employees can be dissolved.

Convince them to make you CEO. Don’t worry about keeping talks a secret as the corporation despite being valued at 70,000 human lives is generally ignored since it’s height of 2,500,000 human lives a decade prior. Determine that the company’s primary widget should be changed to yourself. Contact journalists from prestigious magazines and websites and give them list of flattering references from your current job. After your appointment is announced the articles claiming you are “visionary” and “hard willed” will raise the stock value by at least 2%.

Build a throne made of teeth and have it place in the executive board room. Create a whisper campaign that it is composed of your fallen competitors. Rearrange your hair doll collection on an hourly basis. If anyone questions you look them dead in the eye and say “What shampoo do you use?” Drive a motorcade of monster trucks through the shanty town of every major city. Hold a mass under a big top and promise jobs to people who submit fingernails via collection boxes. Start a pharmaceutical division using your extensive DNA collection.

Marissa Mayer is every bit as cunning as I thought.

warrenellis: Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal Well, the free ride had to end some...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:56:13 -0500

warrenellis:

Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal

Well, the free ride had to end some time.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:52:08 -0500

zwian: Influences: Ian Curtis Today marks the 33rd anniversary...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:39:04 -0500

zwian:

Influences: Ian Curtis

Today marks the 33rd anniversary of the death of the Joy Division frontman.

awlmusic: The Rise of Ghostface Killah Ghostface Killah The new...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:07:41 -0500

awlmusic:

The Rise of Ghostface Killah

Ghostface Killah

The new Ghostface Killah album is all killer, no filler.

fantagraphics: Completed (we think) Jason mural in Oslo.

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:49:29 -0500

fantagraphics:

Completed (we think) Jason mural in Oslo.

There is a live cobra loose on the streets of Cleveland. Police are laughing, but afraid, and don't know what to do. One policeman wants to shoot the cobra, but he is told not to by the captain. Another policeman tries to capture it in a bucket. He runs away laughing when the bucket hits the cobra and the cobra hisses and slithers up the street. The police don't want to kill the cobra because it is beautiful and strange. They find an ad in the Yellowpages for Dan the Big Snake Man to deal with the snake. He advertises "muscles as hard as diamonds," but insists "ladies only." A lady police calls Dan.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:34:55 -0500

arstotzka:

Dan is an illegal gigolo and he is so afraid when he arrives and finds cop cars that he agrees to catch the snake. He forces it into a pillowcase using a shovel. He leaves in his ‘99 Chrysler LeBaron, vanity plates HOT2TRT, and take the cobra back to his apartment. He leaves it in the pillowcase in the bathtub for an hour, but his curiosity is too great, and untying the pillowcase, he is bit twice by the cobra and dies. The police never talk about it when they find his body and the cobra’s, trapped inside the bathroom, because they know what they have done.

When Dan first asked me for my “digits” I thought he was trying to scam my SSN. He seemed visibly upset by my refusal, and said “I’m not the kind of guy who takes “No” for an answer.” I decided to run away. The footage of the cops standing around his apartment on the WDAM Channel 7 evening news struck a chord in me. My mortality was once again a naked present. I called a local radio show and condemned the municipal police. I took a neighbor by the shoulders and shook them with tears in my eyes. I drank every day upon returning home from work. Alcohol would ease me to sleep keeping the anxiety at bay.